Le bloG de Nazgullien

The "Lolcat Bible" ou la réécriture de la bible en lolcat Wikipedia exemples (le langage des chats sur les images "idiotes"). Où Dieu est "Ceiling Cat" :

Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.

If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. This is quite controversial as some are led to believe that Jews are trying to steal their ceilings, and then sell the material for profit. But, if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his jew killin eye lazers, which is why noone complains.

alors c'est pas super facile à lire au premier abord, mais certains passages sont hilarants !

Morceaux choisis :

Genesis 4.2 : & again she is has his brothr abel. & abel wuz keepr ov teh moocows, but cain wuz farmr cuz he was part mexican.

Genesis 4.10 : & he said, wat u do? teh voice ov thy brothr's blood crieth unto me fum teh ground. (Ceiling Cat haz totally xlnt hearing & stuf.)

Genesis 4.20-21

.20 : & adah is has teh kid jabal: & he & his kidz got to campz out in tents liek it wuz vacayshun but they had to chase after all teh moocows & sheeps an stuff so maybe it wasnt that much fun after all.

.21 : & his brothr's name wuz jubal: & he & his kidz maded all the tunez & stuff & invented the ipod.

bon et comme on dit : Dyslexics have more fnu !!